Insane Picture, Part 3

A while ago, I spoke about women wearing thongs when they don't have thong-appropriate bodies. I think this girl has a little too much badonkadonk for that g-string...

Great Whites jumping for prey- Planet Earth

Worst Album Covers Ever

Check out this site. It's pretty insane what some people thought made a good album cover.

Here's just a couple album covers, so you get what I'm talking about.

Peregrine Falcon Acting Pretty Cocky Since Being Taken Off Endangered Species List

This is the source for this article

WASHINGTON—Only a few short years after being removed from the endangered species list, the American peregrine falcon—once considered a creature of nobility and grace—has transformed into an "unappreciative jerk," wildlife experts reported Monday.

According to workers at the Peregrine Fund, a nonprofit organization dedicated to protecting falcons around the world, the predatory bird has exhibited a complete change in attitude since its resurgence. Animal advocates have reportedly observed the falcon flaunting its magnificent 3.5-foot wingspan, nesting arrogantly atop nearby cliffs, and generally acting like "king shit" wherever it goes.

"For decades, the peregrine falcon faced a very real and very serious threat," U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service deputy director Rowan Gould said. "There was a time when many of us feared we would never see this majestic creature again, when we did everything in our power to ensure that this marvel of nature would be around for generations to come."

Added Gould, "If only we'd known then what cocky little pricks they'd turn out to be."

In recent months, the peregrine falcon has continued to infuriate environmentalists by reclaiming its habitat without so much as a simple thank you, frequently and loudly mating in everyone's face, and hunting prey off the coast of Maine as though it were "master of the fricking skies."

In addition, the blue-gray member of the Falconiformes order has put off dozens of its once-ardent supporters by reportedly just sitting there like it was invincible and never once on the brink of extinction.

"How about showing a little gratitude, pal?" said Dr. Michael Halpern, a behavioral ecologist and noted naturalist. "We didn't have to save you, you know. There were plenty of other species on that list that would've loved our help. Hundreds of other species that would've damn near polished our knobs had we chosen to save them."

Despite battling back from near extinction, the peregrine falcon—known for its distinctive white markings and "pompous fat face"—is reportedly not out of danger just yet. According to Halpern, the predatory bird could still be wiped out by a number of environmental factors, including the use of agricultural pesticides, increased deforestation in rural areas, changing climates, or, perhaps, a series of well-deserved beatings to the head.

"You think you're so darned stately, don't you?" Halpern continued. "Well, we'll see how stately you look after I put my foot up your cloaca."

Moved by the peregrine falcon's arrogant resurgence, thousands of angered wildlife advocates have been working day and night to put the flourishing species back on the endangered list. A petition to "Teach That Conceited Dirtbag Some Manners" has reportedly garnered 30,000 signatures in less than two days, and an effort has begun to change the falcon's scientific designation from Falco peregrinus to Fatso perestupidjerk.

"Time is running out," said World Wildlife Fund director Margaret Weiss, standing before a photo of the bird, which she then spit on and angrily tore apart. "Every minute we waste is another minute the peregrine falcon thinks it's better than us! Every minute we fail to act is another minute the peregrine falcon spends strutting around like Mr. Gosh-Darned Hollywood!"

"Think about your grandchildren," Weiss added. "Do you want them to grow up in a world filled with these a-holes?"

Unless its attitude changes, the peregrine falcon may soon join several other animals back on the endangered list, including a thankless species of sea turtle, and a class of dung beetle that really, really had it coming.

Insane Picture, Part 2

What are these idiots thinking?!

Stop the slaughter of innocent dogs and cats in China

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Interesting Fact of the Month, Part 1

People who have had Botox injections are less able to decipher the facial expressions (and thus, the moods or emotions) of others.

Research has shown that simply moving the muscles in the face that result in facial expressions that correspond with certain emotions results in the actual sensation of experiencing the emotion. For instance, if you force yourself to smile, the action itself causes stimulation in the brain in the same areas as when you actually experience the emotion of happiness.

Further research has shown that humans subconsciously mimic the facial expressions of other humans in their line of sight, suggesting that this is a mechanism for people to empathize with the moods of others before interacting with them.

People who have had Botox injections are less likely to interpret the moods of people in photographs than are people who have not had the injections, as they are less able to move the
muscles in the face.

"Who's the Hybrid?" Part 2

Who is this picture a hybrid of? Hint: The two people crossed have been in the news recently.

Doesn't it look creepily like this guy?